Computer Terms for Country Folk
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  • LOG ON:  Makin a wood stove hotter.
  • LOG OFF:  Don't add no more wood.
  • MONITOR:  Keepin an eye on the wood stove.
  • DOWNLOAD:  Gettin the farwood off the truk.
  • MEGA HERTZ:  When yer not kerful gettin the farwood.
  • FLOPPY DISC:  Whatcha git from tryin to carry too muchfarwood.
  • RAM:  That thar thing whut splits the farwood.
  • HARD DRIVE:  Gettin home in the winter time.
  • PROMPT:  Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.
  • WINDOWS:  Whut to shut wen it's cold outside.
  • SCREEN:  Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season.
  • BYTE:  Whut them dang flys do.
  • CHIP:  Munchies fer the TV.
  • MICRO CHIP:  Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag.
  • MODEM:  Whut cha did to the hay fields.
  • DOT MATRIX:  Old Dan Matrix's wife.
  • LAP TOP:  Whar the kitty sleeps.
  • KEYBOARD:  Whar ya hang the dang keys.
  • SOFTWARE:  Them dang plastic forks and knifs.
  • MOUSE:  Whut eats the grain in the barn.
  • MAINFRAME:  Holds up the barn roof.
  • PORT:  Fancy Flatlander wine
  • ENTER:  Northerner talk fer "C'mon in y'all"
  • RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY:  Wen ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks.
  • MOUSE PAD:  That hippie talk fer the rat hole.