Toddler Property Laws
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  • If I like it, it's mine.
  • If it's in my hands, it's mine.
  • If I can take it from you, it's mine.
  • If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
  • If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
  • If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
  • If it looks just like mine, it's mine.
  • If I think it's mine, it's mine.
  • If it...
( Oops. Sorry, I goofed. I meant to send you the Toddler Property Laws, but I accidentally typed out Bill Gates' primary business plan instead.)