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I'm not offended by all the
dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb .... and I also
know that I'm not blonde. -Dolly Parton
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You see a lot of smart guys
with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman
with a dumb guy. -Erica Jong
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My husband and I are either
going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide to ruin our carpet
or ruin our lives.
-Rita Rudner
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Never lend your car to anyone
to whom you have given birth. -Erma Bombeck
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If high heels were so wonderful,
men would still be wearing them. -Sue Grafton
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I'm not going to vacuum 'til
Sears makes one you can ride on. -Roseanne Barr
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I think-therefore I'm single.
-Lizz Winstead
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When women are depressed they
either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
-Elayne Boosler
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Behind every successful man
is a surprised woman. -Maryon Pearson
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I base most of my fashion taste
on what doesn't itch. -Gilda Radner
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In politics, if you want anything
said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher
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I have yet to hear a man ask
for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
-Gloria Steinem
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Some of us are becoming the
men we wanted to marry. -Gloria Steinem
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I never married because there
was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the
same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot
that swears all afternoon, and a cat
that comes home late at night. -Marie Corelli
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Nagging is the repetition of
unpalatable truths. -Baroness Edith-Summerskill
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If men can run the world, why
can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to
start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? -Linda
Ellerbee
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I am a marvelous housekeeper.
Every time I leave a man I keep his house. -Zsa Zsa Gabor
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Nobody can make you feel
inferior without your permission. -Eleanor Roosevelt
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