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Not the sharpest knife in the
drawer.
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Got into the gene pool while
the lifeguard wasn't watching.
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A room temperature IQ.
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Got a full six pack, but lacks
the little plastic thingy to hold it all together.
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A gross ignoramus--144 times
worst than an ordinary ignoramus.
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A photographic memory but with
the lens cover glued on.
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A prime candidate for natural
deselection.
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Bright as Alaska in December.
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One-celled organisms outscore
him on IQ tests.
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Donated his brain to science
before he was done using it.
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Fell out of the family tree.
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Gates are down, the lights are
flashing, but the train isn't coming.>
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Has two brains one is lost and
the other is out looking for it.
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He's so dense, light bends around
him.
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If brains were taxed, he'd get
a rebate.
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If he were any more stupid,
he'd have to be watered twice a week.
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If you give him a penny for
his thoughts, you'd get change.
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Some drink from the fountain
of knowledge, he only gargled.
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Wheel is turning, but the hamster
is dead.
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