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This is [reported to be] an exact replication of National Public Radio (NPR)  interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald who was about to sponsor  a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.  Update:  This is a classic hoax, been around in various forms for years.  Read more about it here  I appreciate the reader who sent htis link, but leave it up because it is funny

INTERVIEWER: " So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?"

GENERAL REINWALD: 'We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting."

INTERVIEWER: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?"

GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range."

INTERVIEWER: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?"

GENERAL REINWALD:  "I don't see how, we will be teaching them proper rifle range discipline before they even touch a firearm."

INTERVIEWER: "But you're equipping them to become violent killers."

GENERAL  REINWALD: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?"

The radio went silent and the interview ended.