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If a mute swears, does his mother
wash his hands with soap?
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If someone with multiple personalities
threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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Instead of talking to your plants,
if you yelled at them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?
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What's another word for synonym?
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Isn't it a bit unnerving that
doctors call what they do "practice"?
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When sign makers go on strike,
is anything written on their signs?
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When you open a bag of cotton
balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
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Where do forest rangers go to
"get away from it all"?
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Why isn't there mouse-flavored
cat food?
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Why do they report power outages
on TV?
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What should you do when you
see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
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Is it possible to be totally
partial?
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If a parsley farmer is sued,
can they garnish his wages?
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Would a fly that loses it wings
be called a walk?
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Why do they lock gas station
bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
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If the funeral procession is
at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?
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If a stealth bomber crashes
in a forest, will it make a sound?
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If a man speaks in the forest
and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
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If a turtle loses his shell,
is it naked or homeless?
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Why don't sheep shrink when
it rains?
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Should vegetarians eat animal
crackers?
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If the cops arrest a mime, do
they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
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Why do people who know the least
know it the loudest?
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If vegetarians eat vegetables,
what do humanitarians eat?
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